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Not Letting My Boyfriend Get In The Way Of Having The Perfect Valentines Day Date

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012


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By: Ali MacLean

I spoke with Psychic to the Stars, Psychic Girl, aka Jusstine Kenzer about who would make the perfect date for me on Valentines Day.

ALI: I don’t have a date for Valentines Day. I have a boyfriend. Yet, I’m still dateless on Valentines Day.

JUSSTINE: You have a boyfriend.

A: Yeah. He is out-of-town, so I’m dateless. But I’m not going to let that get in my way. I want you to help me find the perfect Valentines Day date. You said you might be able to help me out and predict who could be a good match for me out of the men that I find… dreamy. That’s the technical term, right? Dreamy? So I chose men I think would be delighted to go out with me. But also men that I would say yes to. Maybe we can see who you get a hit on? That’s the lingo, right?

J: Yes, let’s see who I get a hit on for you.

A: Well, there’s Jude Law, who I just adore, no matter what horrible things he does in his personal life. I think he is handsome and talented. There’s Jon Stewart. He’s a genius. There’s Daniel Craig. He’s Bond! C’mon.

J: He’s a little taken.

A: So is Jon Stewart. I am too, supposedly. Doesn’t mean I can’t go out for a nice Valentine’s dinner, right?

J: … Okay.

A: Okay? Let’s see. Hmm. Oh, Ryan Gosling. I think he’s also taken. Doesn’t mean he can’t take me out for Valentine’s Day. Oh and then there’s my first love: Han Solo.

J: Right. How about a real person?

A: He’s real. He has his own action figure. He saved the galaxy…

J: Okaaay. I’ve looked at lots of people who are delusional about things.

A: Are you talking about me? Or Han Solo? He awakened my sexuality at the age of six.

J: Let’s just say Harrison Ford.

A: You can call it Harrison Ford, but I’ll be thinking Han Solo.

J: Why don’t you start to ask me specific questions?

A: Let’s start with Jude Law. If I were with him, would he sleep with the nanny?

J: No.

A: Really. He’d be faithful to me?

J: I didn’t say that. I said he wouldn’t sleep with the nanny.

A: Damn. That’s cold. Ok, rephrasing. Would he be faithful?

J: I get yes.

A: Wow. So I could cure him of all his infidelities? Amazing. Would his hair grow back?

J: No.

A: Is he worth all the trouble he causes?

J: I get no.

A: So I would tire of him?

J: He’d get bored if things would be balanced.

A: Is he a drama queen?

J: Not a drama queen but he has issues with his mother.

A: Uuuuuugh. No. I can’t, nope. Next. I can’t. I CANNOT. No. No. No. Let’s talk about Jon Stewart. Is he funny off camera too? Or is he a crying on the inside clown?

J: He is funny off camera.

A: I figured. Is he married to his work?

J: No.

A: No? He can leave it at the office?

J: Looks like he is balanced. He used to not always be that way but it’s reached a point where he has found that balance.

A: So, he’s not married to his work but is he married to his wife?

J: Yes. He’s faithful and a good guy.

A: Aww, that’s why I love him. He’s a really good guy. But he’d still take me out for a dinner Valentines Day night. Right?

J: No.

A: No? Now I love him even more.

J: No, but he’d be very flattered and he would buy you a rose.

A: I am so in love right now. (whispering) Jon Stewart I love you! I can tell he loves me too. Sigh. We will just have to work together someday.

J: I get yes on that.

A: Really? Oh my god. Now I’m in love with YOU too.

J: It will all work out.

A: Ok, who is next? Oh yes, James Bond! Daniel Craig. Does he get really fat in between the Bond movies?

J: I get no. He is muscley. His constitution is pretty solid.

A: Is he emotionally muscley?

J: I get no.

A: So he is a softy? Does he cry a lot?

J: I get that he is romantic.

A: Does he make his date go dutch or does he pay?

J: No he always pays.

A: Good to know.

J: It seems like he is a good guy.

A: They can’t all be good guys.

J: The ones you are asking about are.

A: Wow. If I have such good radar then how did I end up dating all the asshole losers I’ve dated? Before my boyfriend, I mean. Honey, if you’re reading this, I love you. Just because I’m plotting a date with a big movie star doesn’t mean I don’t love you. Maybe I should have been dating big stars?

J: You’re asking about fantasy men who are your perfect type. In reality you don’t pick that type.

A: Pfft. “Fantasy”. Anyways. Ryan Gosling. Is he damaged from all those years in the Mickey Mouse Club with Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears?

J: No. It seems like a lifetime ago for him.

A: Is he hard to live with. I mean it’s just dinner, but just in case.

J: No, he’s a nice guy.

A: Again? Why am I picking all the famous nice guys?

J: Sometimes when we can’t have what we want, we pick things that fill the void that perpetuate that myth.

A: So I told my subconscious that since I can’t date James Bond I might as well date a second-rate asshole musician?

J: Uhhh, maybe. Some people make that mistake. Or you can listen to my Heal Your Relationship download and change your subconscious beliefs and heal yourself. Find something fulfilling.

A: Define fulfilling. Oh, you mean like Daniel Craig. OK. Moving on. Han Solo.

J: OK. How am I going to do this? I guess we can look at him as that character. How should we approach this?

A: I dunno. You’re the psychic. Will Han let saving the galaxy get in the way of our relationship?

J: No.

A: Will he let his relationship with Chewbacca get in the way of our relationship?

J: For that I get yes.

A: FUCK! He’d let a Wookie get in the way. Believe me. I understand the love of a cat or a dog or a best friend. And I love Wookies. But how are you supposed to settle down with somebody if there’s a Wookie in your way?

J: For him, that relationship comes first.

A: I mean where is he going to take me for Valentine’s Day? The motherfucking Cantina? With those freaks? Don’t I deserve somewhere special? Or clean at least? I’ve been to some dirty ass places before. Backstage of any place on the Sunset Strip is about as dirty as the Cantina. But it’s Valentine’s Day! I want somewhere I can wear an open toed shoe.

J: Maybe this is a relationship that could happen on eBay? I seeing a lot of merchandisers and collectors connected to the name Han Solo who hang out there.

A: I don’t see this one going anywhere. It’s not as promising as some of the other famous men. It’s so hard to find a nice guy in this day and millennium.

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Valentine’s Day Love Tips on Cafe Mom

Tuesday, February 14th, 2012

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Posted by Sasha Brown-Worsham on February 14, 2012 at 10:10 AM

6 Pieces of Valentine’s Love Advice From a Psychic

Valentine’s Day is a day for love, but it’s also a day to reflect on love. Are you in love? If so, are you getting the love you want or is there still something missing? If not, could a psychic healer help you?

For those of us who are married, it can sometimes feel that even though the love is right in front of us, it isn’t exactly the way we want it to be. He can be too distant or there can be too little sex. We can feel misunderstood or not listened to when, really, the answers for how to have good love are actually right in front of us.

Psychic to the stars Jusstine Kenzer has a lot to say about love. With Valentine’s Day in mind, Kenzer gave The Stir her six pieces of advice for getting the love we want on Valentine’s Day (and every day). Here they are:

Love yourself: You have to be able to love yourself in order for anyone else to love you. We have to go within and release the energy and patterns in which we learned how to be unloving toward ourselves (by watching others around us including our parents), then we must actively and consciously be more loving to ourselves. Kenzer tip: Practice this by closing your eyes and sending yourself the energy of love. Imagine wrapping yourself up in a big pink warm furry blanket and repeating to yourself: “I love you. I approve of you.” It might sound out there, but it works.

Let go: You have to let go of whatever you’re holding onto that is no longer working for you so you can make room for what is new and next in your life. Most of us are energy hoarders who have a hard time letting go. Think of it like cleaning out a closet full of old clothes you haven’t worn in ages. You can’t possibly fit in one more thing until you clean it out and make room for the new.

Know what you want: If you think you really desire something from someone, stop and question what your life would look like one year, five years, or 10 years down the road. Most people are so caught up in the moment they don’t think about how that moment will affect the rest of their life and the people in it. If you would take a few minutes, close your eyes, focus in, and sense what your life would be like in the future you could get some astounding answers for yourself.

Visualize: Your thoughts are things. You must be able to “see” what you want in order for the universe to help you bring it in. As you take one step toward what you want, your own guides and teachers in spirit will take ten to help you as long as it doesn’t involve manipulating another’s free will. The more you can visualize and sense what you want in your life, the more likely it will manifest in the physical world.
Use your heart, not your head in love: Manifest your desires with your heart, not your head. Our heart is more aligned with our higher self and spiritual path. Our mind is most of the time stuck trying to figure things out which get us stuck.

Send good energy: Most of the time we are unconsciously sending energy of disapproval for not getting what we want from the person we most want love from. They can feel that even if they aren’t conscious of it. Kenzer tip: When you are with the one you love, imagine they are in that big pink warm furry blanket and repeat that mantra in the back of your mind over and over again: “I love you. I approve of you.”

How are you celebrating Valentine’s Day?

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PsychicGirl Press – Show Stoppers

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Behind-the-Scenes Product Review!

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Friday night, I found myself on my way to a psychic reading with Jusstine Kenzer, a celebrity psychic healer. She came highly recommended from one of my greatest friends. Since she was so uniquely amazing and because we are gearing up for Valentine’s Day, our product review for the week is of Jusstine’s Heal Your Relationship Space. It is a fourteen-minute eyes closed meditation that you can either purchase through digital download or CD. We all know through my Dating Shannon-igans that my relationship space is anything but clean and I have to say after just fourteen minutes I felt lighter and emotionally organized. The mediation allows you to understand how your brain recalls information and allows you to open up doors emotionally where you might be blocked. If you have any trouble with your relationship space we strongly suggest you check her out! Do it before Valentine’s Day and you may even have the date you have been wanting for a year!

Jusstine Kenzer is a Los Angeles based psychic healer with 20 plus years experience. She has been featured in publications such as Time, People, Glamour, and DailyCandy. You can find out more at: www.psychicgirl.com.

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Flaunt Magazine – Realationships

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Originally Published Feb 02
by Jusstine Kenzer

To all of those who believe the answer to finding true love lies hidden in some mysterious, psychic secret, I have a special valentine for you. In doing this psychic thing that I do, I have looked at a gazillion questions and or situations concerning every kind of love your little heart could imagine. So as my Hallmark-hyped holiday gift, I’m sharing my cherished top-ten insights on creating relationships. Warning: You may wish to check your consciousness right about now. If you are not in the market for a shift, this is a good time to turn the page and continue onward with whatever level of illusion works for you.

Contrary to what one may believe:

10. Destiny is not set in stone.

9. Just because you are attracted to someone does not mean you are supposed to have relations with him, her or it.

8. Soul mate seekers beware, if and when you do find your other half, don’t be shocked when the honeymoon is over and karmic issues rear their ugly head causing you to dislike each other very much. (Relax you do get to spend forever together, one day.)

7. No one up above has sprinkled moon dust on anyone’s hair, nor prepicked who’s supposed to end up whit whom. You’re all on your own free will kids.

6. True, everything does happen for a reason but sometimes the reason is that someone was not paying attention nor taking responsibility for how their actions affected others.

5. The one and only thing you can control in this existence is you. Meaning there is no spell that you can cast that to make someone falling love with you.
4. If you are continually attracted to the unavailable, inventory your own personality and look for the parts of you that are not obtainable.

3. Being in an “open” relationship, no matter what enlightened- new-age-bullshit excuse you use, is a total diversion from the fact that you should not be in a relationship at all.

2.Like attracts like. So you might want to take a gander at your expectation list, go within and explore if you yourself are toting around the qualities you are questing for in another.

1. The “secret” to make a relationship work is two people caring about each other so much that they choose to make it work over choosing anything else, period.

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