FLAUNT FEB 03
PSYCHIC SEX IN THE CITY

I was at a wedding shower recently and over heard the bride to be reading aloud a Hallmark card some well-wished party attender had gifted the soon to be Mrs. It read; Women are from Venus, Men are just wrong." I thought that statement was brilliantly put. It sure summed up my view of the entire male race. Yet, lately something has happened that is forcing me to change my position.

It’s a simple fact that I scare the shit out of most guys I meet. Nonetheless, I’ve still managed to have my share of boyfriends, bootie calls and one night stands. More than I would care to fess up too. Yet, at some anti-climatic point I took a long hard look and concluded that in the majority of my sexual experiences, the individuals that I was getting busy with, were getting a much better deal out of it than I. What’s a girl to do? As unfulfilling as this realization was, it still would never be enough to turn me Jessica Stein.

Although, about a decade ago I took this women’s spiritually inclined class on getting to know your body. In it I was unwilling forced to put my hand not only up another woman’s vagina but I had to find and feel her uterus too. Ewe, Double ewe. I mean I have no issues with the gender thing, a spirit is a spirit is a spirit…and when it comes down to it, that truly is what one is attracted to. I just damn well know from knowing myself; that burying my face in another woman’s shrubbery will never be in my future.

I look at client’s questions about love interests everyday, giving me quite the broad-spectrum view. Doing the work that I do…healing the fraught women who have screwed themselves up by getting involved with males they never should…Let’s just say that I wasn’t out there desperately seeking Mr. Right. Right, anyone who says they are not looking is so full of shit. I’ve looked. In fact I absolutely love the sport of male watching. Sometimes I feel like a kid window shopping a candy store chock full of men. Everyone appears so appealing as a pack. But when you single out individual stock, you see damage that’s occurred from mishandling and smell staleness from what’s picked over. I’m left with this nasty taste in my mouth that’s best evaluated: testosterone tends to come wrapped up in tightly sealed packages that contain life long healing projects within. Children I have to tell you that each of us have enough of our own issues to heal and crap to overcome, that signing up for ongoing delivery of this type of sugar rush is the last thing you want to be shopping for.

There has only been three times in my life when I looked at someone and instantaneously knew I had some romantic karmic connection. The first two taught me the exact meaning of what a life long healing project is. One has clung around my atmosphere for about 14 years now, while the other one has been programmed in and erased out of my cell phone for about five. I know the first one is gay, he doesn‘t. The second one, God when I think about it he just might be gay too, but that’s most likely my ego wanting that excuse. For all the times I cluelessly questioned if either of them loved me or If I would end up with one of these two, what the heck was I thinking?

Which brings me to time number three and that thing that is making me rethink all that I have previously thought. When a man is into you, you will know. You will know to the point that you won’t ever have to question him, yourself or a psychic. The fact that I am referring to him as a man is telling in itself. Anyone who knows me or who has previously read this column knows that up until this point I have only ever referred to men as boys. So this one is different. Way, different. He might just be the one who causes me to change my mantra that whoever I was looking for was where I was going, not where I was or had been.

One night I went to my fabulous friend Heather’s birthday dinner, sat down next to this incredible man and immediately knew where I wanted to go with him. Happily it was mutual and we have been going at it ever since. Where we go next, only time will tell. What I do know is that I have finally found an experience where I am getting an equal if not better end of the deal!

ARIES: Your sexuality is intense and hot. You’re attracted to the unusual and unorthodox. You’re never afraid to go after who and what you want.

TAURUS: Your sexuality is strong and deep, You are sensual yet conservative, strikingly attractive, and always ready to please your partner.

GEMINI: Your sexuality is fickle running hot and cold. You love adventure and intrigue. You take risks but are uncomplicated in your desires.

CANCER: Your sexuality runs deep, but follows an obstacle filled path. You are profoundly emotional, deeply sensitive, and overly protect your heart.

LEO: Your sexuality is powerful and dynamic. You're open to trying anything. There is no shortage of others who want to share your bed with you.

VIRGO: Your sexuality is intellectual. You practice conservative sex, but experiment if convinced your partner won’t make too much mess.

LIBRA: Your sexuality is responsive. Your need to relate makes you eager to please, but you often look for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.

SCORPIO: Your sexuality is deep and intense. You passion is primal. You never take the act lightly seeking transformation through each experience.

SAGITTARIUS: Your sexuality is lively, lusty and adventurous. You get off on breaking in new ground. You have many types, tastes and interests.

CAPRICORN: Your sexuality is powerful, but insecurity holds you back. You get frustrated while in pursuit but push until you achieve your desire.

AQUARIUS: Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox. You are experimental and love unusual sexual encounters. You have no fear when following your desires.

PISCES: Your sexuality is intuitive and sympathetic. You are fantasy-driven and ruled by your emotions when it comes to what you are attracted to.