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When In France:

Belier (Aries) You stroll down the Champs-Elysee in search of a piece of âne. (booty)

Taureau (Taurus) You think you’re speaking the language, but while asking for the bathroom you end up in jail for propositioning an officier.

Gateaux (Gemini) You can’t decide on the left or the right bank, so you end up in the middle…wet, in the Seine.

Cancer (Cancer): You eat their food, drink their wine, visit the Eiffel Tower but complain the entire time.

Lion (Leo) You go to the Palace of Versailles, crown yourself emperor and are immediately overthrown.

Vierge (Virgo) You Metro straight to the Louvre where you convince yourself that you are the great work of art.

Balance (Libra) You spend your time figuring out the exchange rate and wonder if you’ve been ripped off.

Scorpion (Scorpio) You voyeur over to the Moulin Rouge and try to steal someone’s underwear.

Sagittaire (Sagittarius) You spend mornings in a café, afternoons shopping at Colette and evenings at a happening soirée.

Capricorne (Capricorn) You don’t comprehend the taxi driver so you get back on the plane and go home. Au revoir.

Verseau (Aquarius) You head for the Alps and climb the highest peak naked.

Poissons (Pisces) You spend your entire trip trying to figure out the bidet.